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Platforms & Positions

of Tailgating Party Presidential Candidate Joe Cahn

Partisan Politics –

·        Forget the Right Wing and Left Wing; just give me the CHICKEN Wing.

Economy –

·        Tax Cuts: I don’t know much about tax cuts, but I’m ready to debate cold cuts.

·        Trickle-Down Economics: When you have an RV with a bathroom, you don’t have to worry about “trickle down” anything.

·        Supply & Demand: If you demand a burger, then I’ll supply the bun.

·        Free Trade: I believe in trading cheeseburgers for bratwurst, ketchup for curry.

·        Public Spending: The public should spend more time tailgating.

·        Supply-side economics: Of course, everyone should purchase supplies...you need supplies for a good tailgating party.

Porkbarrel Politics –

·        I love pork; regardless if it comes in a barrel, can or shrink-wrap; especially the way I cook it in RV One’s kitchen.

Foreign Policy –

·        I’ll bring all nationalities to the table: Swedish Meatballs, French Fries, Italian sausages and German strudel.

Education –

·        No griller left behind. Everyone should learn how to cook.

Tailgating Party Candidate Joe Cahn doesn’t want to Rock the Vote.  He just wants to eat it. 

Campaign Stops

Chuck and the Redskins Tailgate Party at F41	Karl and the St. Louis Tailgaters